Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Like a Bridge Over Troubled WADERS.

Out of the estimated 4 million people who suffer from W.A.D. most of these cases go untreated. This of course presents a huge problem to would-be W.A.D. therapists, who all too often become victims of the disorder that they know so well. "I would open up my own practice, but I'm averse to doing [explicative deleted] so because the patients are averse to working...at jobs, on their problems...working at all really," Larry Yonkerbluff WAD MD explains. "I've got the potential to make a lot of money and be really busy, but I think I'm going to take some Improv classes until the WADERS come out of the water," Yonkerbluff adds.

Sadly, Dr. Yonkerbluff's story is a common one. Just like the ornithologist who tries to fly and eat worms and the crime investigator who eventually becomes a crime scene, W.A.D. specialists are what they eat...Highly capable, yet jobless slobs.

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